Bad Idea – Pyro Cage
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Bad Idea – Pyro Cage

If you grew up in the country then you remember the burn barrel.

You burnt everything in it. It was handy, but when it got about half full of ashes it was a mess.

Now you can have the ease of a burn barrel without the mess and unsightliness of a burn pit or rusty, smelly old metal barrel.

The Pyro Cage™ is the ultimate solution for burning yard debris, cardboard boxes, and sensitive documents. A superior alternative to dangerous loose piles or unsightly old burn barrels, the Pyro Cage™ is engineered to provide excellent airflow for hotter flames and more thorough burns. Made in America, the Pyro Cage is nearly 50% more volume than an ordinary 55-gallon drum.

Uniquely angled slots provide excellent rigidity for a stronger design and superior airflow. Heavier gauge steel minimizes warping from heat and stands up to heavy use. Clever tab and slot design enables easy assembly with no tools or hardware needed. Integrated handles for easy transport and included lid helps contain embers and ash from escaping the cage while burning.

“Some things are like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta grab a beer and watch it burn.” – Hank Hill and all of us in 2020 so far.